1 00:00:19,719 --> 00:00:21,238 Moron! 2 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,720 Numbskull! 3 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,519 Elf! That's racist. 4 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,899 Of course it's not racist. 5 00:00:27,900 --> 00:00:29,500 You are an elf. 6 00:00:31,218 --> 00:00:33,199 Chimneys? I'm sorry. 7 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,743 I'm just checking that you can see these massive chimneys. 8 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,828 They're hard to miss. 9 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:40,623 Well, as you've clearly demonstrated, Ian. 10 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:43,292 Donner! Donner and Blitzen! 11 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,999 Come on down here, boys. 12 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,429 Good boys, good boys. Good... 13 00:00:47,430 --> 00:00:48,688 Rudolph! 14 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:52,885 Just clear all the tangerines up. Pick 'em up, all of them, Ian. 15 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,399 You know no one really likes your tangerines, don't you? 16 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,999 How dare you! 17 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,039 That's my signature gift. That and the walnut. 18 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:03,240 Down here, boys, come on. Come... Rudolph! 19 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:11,040 Er, sir? We've been seen. 20 00:01:12,984 --> 00:01:14,657 Hello! Hello. 21 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,040 Hello. 22 00:01:18,227 --> 00:01:19,959 Hello... Human. 23 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,789 You can't call her human. 24 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:25,039 It's not racist, they don't mind. Oh, shut up, both of you. 25 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:28,439 Oh, sorry about this... 26 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,839 girl? 27 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,809 We... We... 28 00:01:31,810 --> 00:01:33,843 are just three passing 29 00:01:33,844 --> 00:01:36,439 perfectly ordinary... 30 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:40,019 roof people doing some emergency... 31 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,799 roof things. 32 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,040 Carry on. Merry Christmas. 33 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,859 If it is Christmas. I mean... 34 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:51,781 I don't much care for things like that myself. 35 00:01:52,410 --> 00:01:53,922 I mean... 36 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:56,880 Christmas. Are you... 37 00:01:58,055 --> 00:01:59,759 Santa Claus? 38 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,079 Me? 39 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,999 Me. No! 40 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,749 Oh, no. 41 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:07,227 No, it's ridiculous. 42 00:02:07,844 --> 00:02:09,560 No, no, no. 43 00:02:12,102 --> 00:02:15,124 Rudolph! Rudolph! Down here now! 44 00:02:15,125 --> 00:02:19,328 All right, fine, yes, yes, it's me. 45 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,520 Guilty. 46 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,476 How did you recognise me? 47 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:27,883 You know how you grew the beard as a bit of a disguise? 48 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,799 People have picked up on it. Okay, no, 49 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,443 hang on, stop, shut up. 50 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,538 What? 51 00:02:33,539 --> 00:02:35,280 Seriously? You... 52 00:02:36,110 --> 00:02:37,919 You're Father Christmas? You're real? 53 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:41,639 Of course I'm real. How could he not be real? Huh? 54 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:44,079 How do you think those presents got under the tree every year? 55 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,279 By magic? 56 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,800 Well, I thought it was my mum and dad. Mum and Dad. 57 00:02:50,141 --> 00:02:51,629 Well, of course it was! 58 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,297 I mean, it makes perfect sense. 59 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,424 Yeah, your mum and dad, 60 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,302 one day a year, for no particular reason, just out of the blue, 61 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:01,222 suddenly decide to give you a great big pile of presents. 62 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:05,147 No, no, no. Because they love you so much. 63 00:03:05,148 --> 00:03:06,727 It's a lovely story, dear. 64 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,804 Yeah, but it's time to start living in the real world, yeah? 65 00:03:09,805 --> 00:03:14,319 Okay, right, Clara Oswald. 66 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,487 Mostly favours travel books, science kits. 67 00:03:16,488 --> 00:03:20,799 Strict ban on hair products, marginal for the naughty list, '93. 68 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,055 Believer until the age of nine. 69 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:25,091 Why did you stop? 70 00:03:25,092 --> 00:03:27,080 Because you're a fairy tale. 71 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,760 I grew out of fairy tales. 72 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,560 Did you, Clara? 73 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,006 Did you really? 74 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:43,726 Clara, I want you to step inside the Tardis. 75 00:03:43,727 --> 00:03:47,616 I don't want you to talk, I want you to do as I ask, please. 76 00:03:47,617 --> 00:03:49,296 That was good, with the box. Hmm. 77 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:52,039 Not often we get upstaged on a rooftop. 78 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,543 Yes, 79 00:03:53,544 --> 00:03:56,089 I'm really here, I'm back. 80 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:58,219 Now get inside the Tardis. 81 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,959 I know what this is. 82 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,937 I know what's happening, 83 00:04:10,938 --> 00:04:13,171 and I know what's at stake. 84 00:04:13,172 --> 00:04:14,969 I don't think you do, Doctor. 85 00:04:14,970 --> 00:04:17,719 But I promise, before this Christmas Day is done, 86 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,550 you'll be glad of my help. 87 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,180 Happy Easter. 88 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,419 Brutal. Cool exit line, though. 89 00:04:24,420 --> 00:04:27,760 Be sure to save some room for a tangerine, Doctor. 90 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:30,480 Nobody likes tangerines. 91 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,189 I'm really back here. This is... 92 00:04:37,190 --> 00:04:38,920 This is real, yeah? 93 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,617 Doctor? 94 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,840 Talk to me. 95 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,639 I never thought I was gonna see you again. 96 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:52,273 What is going on out there? What's happening? 97 00:04:54,914 --> 00:04:56,999 Oh, that noise. 98 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,160 Never knew how much I loved it. 99 00:05:02,098 --> 00:05:04,909 There's something you have to ask yourself, and it's important. 100 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:07,839 Your life may depend on it. Everybody's life. 101 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,360 Do you really believe in Santa Claus? 102 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,720 Do you know what? 103 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,360 Yeah. 104 00:05:19,371 --> 00:05:21,167 Right now, 105 00:05:21,168 --> 00:05:22,919 yeah, 106 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:24,422 I think I do. 107 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:17,322 You're now 20 feet from the infirmary. 108 00:06:17,323 --> 00:06:19,940 In a moment, as soon as you're ready, 109 00:06:19,941 --> 00:06:22,439 I will disable the security protocols. 110 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,559 Your neural link is good and holding. 111 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,705 We stand ready to abort and extract at the first sign of an anomaly. 112 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:33,322 We're going to be with you every step of the way, Shona. 113 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:37,170 We're all depending on you and we know you won't let us down. 114 00:06:39,534 --> 00:06:41,290 Shona, I'm opening the door. 115 00:06:51,943 --> 00:06:53,727 I need the toilet. 116 00:06:54,355 --> 00:06:57,747 No, you don't. We're monitoring your bodily functions. 117 00:06:57,748 --> 00:06:59,749 And how are you monitoring that? 118 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:03,426 'Cause that's rude. That is perverted. 119 00:07:03,427 --> 00:07:06,799 Do you remember my briefing, Shona? 120 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,519 Yeah. 121 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,129 Well, no. I remember some of it. 122 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,372 Some of it? How much? 123 00:07:13,373 --> 00:07:18,159 Till he put his hand on my knee. And then I was just grossing. 124 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,208 It was intended as a comfort. 125 00:07:20,209 --> 00:07:21,852 For whom? 126 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,770 All I could see was his nose, with all the little hairs coming out of it. 127 00:07:25,771 --> 00:07:27,348 Have you seen those? 128 00:07:27,349 --> 00:07:29,591 It's like he's got insects trapped up there, 129 00:07:29,592 --> 00:07:32,012 all trying to escape with their wee wiggly legs. 130 00:07:32,013 --> 00:07:33,442 Okay. 131 00:07:33,443 --> 00:07:35,918 Let's just go through this again. 132 00:07:35,919 --> 00:07:38,379 There are four sleepers inside the infirmary. 133 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:41,519 You're fine so long as they don't wake up. 134 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:45,439 She's in range. Shona, I'm unsealing the infirmary. 135 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:48,939 From now on, everything you think and feel, 136 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:51,849 everything you see, will be available to them. 137 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:53,950 Most of it's fine, like traffic noise when you're sleeping, 138 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:57,231 so long as you don't think about them, 139 00:07:57,232 --> 00:07:59,036 so long as you don't look at them. 140 00:07:59,037 --> 00:08:01,379 So don't think about them, 141 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:03,160 don't look at them. 142 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,599 I thought there was going to be music. 143 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,679 We've got your playlist ready to go. 144 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:19,279 Focus on the words of the song, try to remember what comes next. 145 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,640 That will work like interference. Here comes your earworm. 146 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:30,739 Keep your eyes on the floor. 147 00:08:30,740 --> 00:08:32,896 Shut them where possible. 148 00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:37,037 Focus on the music and move forward through the infirmary. 149 00:08:55,660 --> 00:09:00,179 Oh, dear Lord, she's not actually... If dancing works, it works. 150 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:01,857 This is insane. 151 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,440 This is working. 152 00:09:36,201 --> 00:09:38,399 Shona? Shona, what's wrong? 153 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,519 We've got ghosts! Ghosts? 154 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:44,640 Yeah, yeah, there's a skeleton man and a girl in a nightie. 155 00:09:47,970 --> 00:09:49,039 Doctor? 156 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,999 No, no, you're making me think about them! Don't make me think about them! 157 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,442 What are they? 158 00:09:55,040 --> 00:10:00,640 Look, just don't ask, yeah, and don't look. Just don't make me think about them. 159 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:02,676 Deaf. 160 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:04,900 Blind. 161 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:08,759 How can they see us? How do they even know that we are here? 162 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,308 They can only see you, yeah, if you see them. 163 00:10:11,309 --> 00:10:13,737 So just don't look, just don't even think about them. 164 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,719 Oh, telepathic. 165 00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,574 They can home in on their own image in someone else's brain. 166 00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:20,799 Third-party perception, 167 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,360 mind piracy. 168 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:27,749 We're being hacked. What does that even mean? 169 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:31,439 The visual input from your optic nerve is being streamed to their brains. 170 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,920 Stop broadcasting. Close your eyes. 171 00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:49,059 They're still coming, aren't they? It's because you're still thinking about them. 172 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:52,479 So long as you retain them as an active memory, they can still home in. 173 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,761 Think about something else. How? 174 00:10:53,762 --> 00:10:56,386 So here it is, Merry Christmas... 175 00:10:56,387 --> 00:10:58,192 Why is she singing? 176 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:02,395 She's running interference. She's trying to distract herself. 177 00:11:03,004 --> 00:11:06,027 304 minus 17. Sorry, what? 178 00:11:06,028 --> 00:11:08,801 Plus 20, just do it. 507. 179 00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:13,128 Minus 14 times 4. 1972. 180 00:11:13,129 --> 00:11:15,214 Stop being so good at arithmetic! I can't help it! 181 00:11:15,215 --> 00:11:17,559 Danny Pink! What is Danny Pink up to right now? 182 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:21,880 He's probably flirting with your neighbour. Or texting women of low moral character. 183 00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:34,279 Don't you dare. Don't you dare say that. 184 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,560 I was only... Danny Pink is dead. 185 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,879 No, he's not. He's dead. 186 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,442 Go, run, now, now, now! 187 00:11:45,942 --> 00:11:48,080 Come on, quick, quick, quick, come on. 188 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,129 Here they come! 189 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,344 Whoa! 190 00:12:39,372 --> 00:12:40,918 Ah, good boy. 191 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,278 Well, now. 192 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,754 What seems to be the problem? 193 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:54,152 This is the North Pole, we don't want any trouble here. 194 00:12:54,153 --> 00:12:55,739 Hey, Rudolph. 195 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,192 Easy, son. 196 00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:01,925 Oi, sleepyheads. 197 00:13:01,926 --> 00:13:04,879 It's Christmas Eve, early to bed. 198 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,039 Who the hell are you? 199 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,384 Oh, take a guess, go on. Push the boat out. 200 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,199 Tooth fairy maybe? 201 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,999 The Easter bunny? 202 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,009 Shut your mouth, wise guy, or you get yours. 203 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:29,959 It's a balloon animal. That's a toy gun. 204 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,919 Yeah, but at least it's unsuitable for children under four. 205 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,843 "Parts small enough to swallow," so watch out. 206 00:13:37,380 --> 00:13:40,319 Now, this is ridiculous. Am I... Am I dreaming? 207 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,991 Oh, very good. 208 00:13:41,992 --> 00:13:44,907 I need to know exactly who you are and what's happening here. 209 00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,459 Hello, Ashley. 210 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:49,618 Lead scientist on a polar expedition. 211 00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,199 That microscope really paid off, didn't it? 212 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,093 Now, your mum and dad wanted me to get you a toy one, 213 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:56,525 but sometimes, I take a chance. 214 00:13:56,526 --> 00:14:00,680 Who are you? Why are you dressed like that? 215 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,699 What do you think? Come on, this is mental. 216 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:06,120 This is totally not happening. 217 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,884 I got three words, Shona. 218 00:14:08,885 --> 00:14:11,839 Don't make me use 'em. What three words? 219 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,905 My Little Pony. 220 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,719 Shut up, you. Yeah? I've got lots more, babe. 221 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,384 I will mark you, Santa. 222 00:14:18,385 --> 00:14:21,519 Okay, Doctor, are you going to explain what is going on? 223 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,699 It's an invasion, Miss Oswald. An invasion of what? 224 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,423 Elves? Whoa! 225 00:14:26,424 --> 00:14:28,999 That is racist. Elfist. 226 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,320 Yeah, which is a bit hypocritical from someone of your height. 227 00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:39,962 Ah, you've seen them before, Doctor? 228 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,840 I've heard of them. The Kantrofarri. 229 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,319 Colloquially known as the dream crabs. 230 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,559 Yeah, depending on how many of those are already on Earth, 231 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:50,579 the human race may well have seen its last day. 232 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:54,469 So are we going to stand about arguing whether I'm real or not, 233 00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:58,040 or are we gonna get busy saving Christmas? 234 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,539 Santa goes badass. Oh, he's giving me the feels. 235 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:03,119 Shut up. 236 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,680 That's a verbal warning, please stop it. 237 00:15:12,090 --> 00:15:13,720 Is it dead? 238 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:16,251 I don't know. 239 00:15:16,252 --> 00:15:17,639 Possibly. 240 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,840 I'm assuming extraterrestrial? Oh, definitely. 241 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,279 Then how can you have heard of these things? 242 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:24,600 Guess. 243 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,799 Because you're extraterrestrial, too. 244 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,159 Do you believe that? 245 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:31,519 If you are Santa... Mmm-hmm. 246 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,279 What are you doing here? 247 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,879 It's the North Pole. And I own it. 248 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:37,559 He means the actual pole. 249 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,669 It goes right through the middle of the workshop. 250 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:43,159 I've got a selfie with it. Show her. Look at Ian. 251 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,619 The North Pole isn't an actual pole. 252 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,040 Of course it is. Look. 253 00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,279 If it was an actual pole, it would not be stripey. 254 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,519 It's got to be stripey. 255 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,359 Otherwise you couldn't see it moving around. 256 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,599 Hmm. It's actually basic physics. 257 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,759 Why's it called a dream crab for a start? 258 00:15:57,760 --> 00:16:00,999 Theorise. Because it generates a telepathic field. 259 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,959 And... Alters perception... 260 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,599 Meaning? I seem to be doing all the work here. 261 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,079 Meaning, we can't trust anything that we see or hear. 262 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,560 Go to the window. Why? 263 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:13,360 Because it gets worse. 264 00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:17,719 What is that? 265 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,479 That's how Clara and I got here. 266 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,600 In a box? Technically, in a telephone kiosk. 267 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,079 How? 268 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,479 Because it's a spaceship in disguise. 269 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,709 Do you know what the big problem is in telling fantasy and reality apart? 270 00:16:32,710 --> 00:16:34,159 What? They're both ridiculous. 271 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,239 It's Christmas Eve. 272 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,359 Yeah. You don't have to tell me that. 273 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,298 Yeah, well then, why aren't you out delivering presents? 274 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:41,119 Technically, I am. Well, you're not, 275 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,799 'cause you're stood right there. Oh, Shona, grow up, love. 276 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,719 Yeah, do the math, baby. There's not just one Santa 277 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:53,095 delivery team, how could there be? There are 526,403,012 children 278 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,979 all expecting presents before tomorrow morning. 279 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:57,892 So that's 22 million children per hour. 280 00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:00,319 That's impossible. Obviously, I got a second sledge. 281 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,719 So we don't know what is real and what isn't? 282 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,361 Exactly. 283 00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:05,559 Are we in danger? 284 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:10,599 Oh, we're well past danger, Clara. If I'm right and I usually am... 285 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,879 we're dying. 286 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,743 Then how do we stay alive? 287 00:17:13,744 --> 00:17:16,159 I like you. Straight to the point. 288 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,579 I want you to show me how you first encountered those creatures 289 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,092 and what happened to those people in the infirmary. 290 00:17:20,093 --> 00:17:23,439 I notice you all wear mini-cams. So I assume that there is footage. 291 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:26,298 Is it possible I'm about to work with someone who might be a dream? 292 00:17:26,299 --> 00:17:28,155 If it helps, so am I. 293 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,818 We have footage on the drives. I'll see what I can pull up. 294 00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:33,611 Ashley. 295 00:17:33,612 --> 00:17:36,480 What's this polar base for? Why are you all here? 296 00:17:37,096 --> 00:17:38,880 It's a long story. 297 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,156 What you said about Danny... 298 00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:50,079 Unacceptable. 299 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:53,492 I know. I had to flood your mind with random emotion. 300 00:17:53,493 --> 00:17:54,858 Random? 301 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,679 You never told me he was dead. 302 00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,879 You said he made it back. 303 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,480 I lied. 304 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:05,839 I lied so you'd go home to Gallifrey, instead of fussing about me. 305 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,496 I never found Gallifrey. 306 00:18:07,497 --> 00:18:10,800 I lied so you'd stay with Danny. 307 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,595 So we're dying then? 308 00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:30,095 Yes. Why? 309 00:18:30,096 --> 00:18:32,212 Oh, complicated. 310 00:18:32,213 --> 00:18:34,579 How long do we have? No idea. 311 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:37,119 Just... Doctor, give me something to do. 312 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,799 Trust nothing. 313 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,839 Accept nothing you see. Whatever happens, interrogate everything. 314 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:46,400 In case it's a lie. In case it's a lie. 315 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,399 Reindeer can't fly. They just can't. 316 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,139 No. No, they can't, it's a scientific impossibility. 317 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:59,000 That is why I feed mine magic carrots. 318 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,879 You all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 319 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,999 I'm trying to talk sense into beardy-weirdy. 320 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,799 You don't seem much like a scientist. 321 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,679 Well, that's a bit rude, coming from a magician. 322 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,960 Why are you out here? What brought you to the North Pole? 323 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:18,320 Long story, isn't it? 324 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,559 You missed a killer question. Sorry, what? 325 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,359 Beardy-weirdy... Yeah. 326 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,239 How do you get all the presents in the sleigh? 327 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,640 It's bigger on the inside. Ooh! 328 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,552 Doctor. 329 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,840 Sorry, starving. 330 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,519 What am I looking at? Footage from a week ago. 331 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:45,559 A side-expedition from our main mission. 332 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,228 What is your main mission? 333 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,139 Long story. 334 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:52,760 Ice cave directly beneath this base. Now... 335 00:19:53,455 --> 00:19:55,733 look at what we found. 336 00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,629 Dormant at first. Until you looked at them too long. 337 00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:02,119 Till you thought about them. 338 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,814 Exactly. Sleeping... 339 00:20:04,815 --> 00:20:07,243 probably been down there for centuries. 340 00:20:07,244 --> 00:20:10,210 And it wakes up when you think about it? 341 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,199 They can detect their own mental picture in any nearby mind. 342 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,376 That's Bellows' theory. 343 00:20:16,377 --> 00:20:19,892 It's like it responds to the presence of any data concerning itself. 344 00:20:19,893 --> 00:20:22,798 Well, that was always the legend. You think about a dream crab, 345 00:20:22,799 --> 00:20:24,760 a dream crab is coming for you. 346 00:20:27,955 --> 00:20:29,839 This is where it gets really nasty. 347 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,320 Only now? 348 00:20:34,916 --> 00:20:36,600 Okay, then what? 349 00:20:45,346 --> 00:20:47,843 They're a bit like facehuggers, aren't they? 350 00:20:50,127 --> 00:20:52,017 Facehuggers? 351 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,880 You know, Alien. 352 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,657 The horror movie, Alien. 353 00:20:56,658 --> 00:20:59,439 There's a horror movie called Alien? 354 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:03,159 That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you. 355 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,931 First, they just slept. 356 00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:07,845 Couple of days, just lying there. 357 00:21:07,846 --> 00:21:10,618 And then they became aggressive? 358 00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:12,279 If we got close enough, yeah. 359 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,548 It would take the dream crab a little while to take control. 360 00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:17,999 It depends how much of the host brain was... 361 00:21:18,635 --> 00:21:20,120 Was what? 362 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,240 Digested. 363 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,040 Are they still alive under those things? Depends what you call alive. 364 00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:31,157 Are they suffering? No, no, no, no. 365 00:21:31,158 --> 00:21:34,345 The dream crab induces a dream state. 366 00:21:34,346 --> 00:21:38,540 Keeps you happy and relaxed in a perfectly realised dream world 367 00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,360 as you dissolve. 368 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,480 Merciful, I suppose. Compared to what? 369 00:21:46,385 --> 00:21:49,079 Compared to that turkey leg you keep eating. 370 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,150 Could you rewind for me? I'd like to see them dormant again. 371 00:21:51,151 --> 00:21:53,319 Clara, could you fetch me the dead one? 372 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,840 Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it? 373 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,954 Yes. And a punch in the face, too. 374 00:21:58,955 --> 00:22:01,560 My very next suggestion. Fair enough. 375 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,546 Doctor! 376 00:22:37,192 --> 00:22:39,767 What's wrong? We're thinking about it. 377 00:22:39,768 --> 00:22:40,933 Clara! 378 00:22:41,377 --> 00:22:47,650 100 minus 42 is 58 times 3 is 174 minus 32 is 142 379 00:22:47,651 --> 00:22:51,030 divided by 7 is 20 and a bit... 380 00:22:52,596 --> 00:22:55,181 Think about something else, think about something else. 381 00:22:55,182 --> 00:22:57,900 Danny Pink, Danny, Danny. 382 00:22:57,901 --> 00:23:00,353 Danny Pink, I love you and I'll never see you again, 383 00:23:00,354 --> 00:23:03,282 and I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I lied, I'm sorry. 384 00:23:03,283 --> 00:23:06,560 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 385 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,937 Ho-ho-ho. 386 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:28,679 Who are you? 387 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,374 What do you mean, who am I? Who do you think I am? 388 00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:33,353 Danny. 389 00:23:33,354 --> 00:23:34,907 Merry Christmas. 390 00:23:34,908 --> 00:23:36,226 Come on. 391 00:23:36,740 --> 00:23:39,523 Come on where? Downstairs. 392 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,353 Why? 393 00:23:41,354 --> 00:23:43,440 Well, you know what day it is? 394 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,773 What day is it? 395 00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:48,572 Easter. 396 00:23:48,573 --> 00:23:53,439 It's Easter Day. That's why I'm dressed like this, I'm Father Easter. 397 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,799 Is that a thing? 398 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,515 No, because it's Christmas! 399 00:23:58,830 --> 00:24:00,806 Oh, you've made me want chocolate now. 400 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,368 Good, come on, you. 401 00:24:02,369 --> 00:24:06,261 Out of bed, downstairs. I have surprises. 402 00:24:06,262 --> 00:24:10,329 Tickets for the Indian Orient Express, that painting we saw in Paris, 403 00:24:10,330 --> 00:24:11,879 and permission to own a cat. 404 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,709 How did you know? 405 00:24:13,710 --> 00:24:17,454 Because those are exactly the things I want and you are too clever ever to be wrong. 406 00:24:17,455 --> 00:24:21,126 Um, how do you make you clever into me being clever? 407 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,962 I always protect your ego from the truth. 408 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:25,157 Oh, um, thank you for that. 409 00:24:25,158 --> 00:24:27,360 It's Christmas. Hurry up then. 410 00:24:42,924 --> 00:24:44,257 Danny? 411 00:24:47,658 --> 00:24:49,728 Whose blackboard is that? 412 00:24:49,729 --> 00:24:51,335 What blackboard? 413 00:24:55,424 --> 00:24:57,093 Are you coming? 414 00:24:57,729 --> 00:24:59,760 Yeah, just a moment. 415 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,040 Clara. 416 00:25:06,323 --> 00:25:07,765 Coming. 417 00:25:23,783 --> 00:25:25,000 Clara. 418 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,632 Yeah. 419 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,240 Just a minute. 420 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,624 Clara! Clara! 421 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,840 Clara! 422 00:26:19,737 --> 00:26:21,554 Well, come on then. 423 00:26:25,073 --> 00:26:28,117 You don't know what I'm wearing underneath this Santa outfit. 424 00:26:28,118 --> 00:26:29,353 Your pyjamas. 425 00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:33,220 You're too shy to wear less than two layers. You could have used your imagination. 426 00:26:33,221 --> 00:26:35,920 Yeah, I don't really have to. 427 00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:40,765 Clara! 428 00:26:41,252 --> 00:26:43,462 Clara, you're dreaming. 429 00:26:43,463 --> 00:26:45,080 You're dying. 430 00:26:45,838 --> 00:26:47,789 Can you hear me? 431 00:26:47,790 --> 00:26:48,879 Clara? 432 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,202 We did try to waken the others. No stimulus worked. 433 00:26:52,690 --> 00:26:54,978 Okay, we kill it. 434 00:26:54,979 --> 00:26:57,759 We find a way to kill it, and we get it off of her. How do we kill it? 435 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,819 There's no way to kill it without killing your friend, too. 436 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:02,359 And as a scientist, may I just say, I don't like the way you're talking. 437 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,947 Santa, 438 00:27:03,948 --> 00:27:05,479 in the infirmary, 439 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,919 you told the sleepers to go to bed, and they obeyed you. 440 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,799 Sorry, doesn't mean I can get that creature off her. 441 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,559 No, but you could get back in there, unharmed, right? 442 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,079 What? You're asking Santa for help. He doesn't exist. 443 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,409 And how would you know that? 444 00:27:17,410 --> 00:27:22,077 How did you become an expert on what does, and doesn't exist? 445 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,595 I can commit several million housebreaks in one night, 446 00:27:28,596 --> 00:27:32,150 dressed in a red suit with jingle bells. So of course I can get back into the infirmary. 447 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,379 Good. 448 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:37,265 Because there is only one way that I can communicate with Clara. 449 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,559 Your dad? 450 00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,120 Going by the timing, I'd say so. 451 00:28:03,690 --> 00:28:05,447 If you let him anywhere near the subject of golf, 452 00:28:05,448 --> 00:28:08,009 I will do a thing, and it will not be a good thing. 453 00:28:08,010 --> 00:28:09,199 Um... 454 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:13,120 Aren't we giving him golf clubs? And I'm prepared to use them. 455 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,082 Hi. 456 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,412 Hi. 457 00:28:28,627 --> 00:28:30,118 Doctor? 458 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,829 It's not real, Clara. 459 00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:33,719 You know it's not real. 460 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,800 It's a dream. And it's killing you. 461 00:28:38,838 --> 00:28:40,360 Merry Christmas. 462 00:28:42,127 --> 00:28:44,509 You remember Danny, of course. 463 00:28:44,510 --> 00:28:47,439 Not as well as you, clearly. You've made him a fraction taller. Merry Christmas, PE. 464 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,879 Compliments of the season, sir. 465 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:51,822 Dialogue's pretty good, too. Nice work. It's all in the detail. 466 00:28:51,823 --> 00:28:53,320 Just stop it. 467 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,959 He's not real, Clara. 468 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:58,462 None of this is real. 469 00:28:58,463 --> 00:29:02,759 What's real is, there is an alien organism wrapped around your face, 470 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:06,119 keeping you warm and happy while it eats you. 471 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,959 Mince pie, anyone? 472 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,720 You're dying. 473 00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,679 If this is a dream, how can you be here? 474 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,799 How can we both be having the same dream? There was only one way to get to you. 475 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,040 And what was that? I'm dying, too. 476 00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:28,892 Have we just killed him? 477 00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:32,599 Have we just made it worse? He thinks he can join the dream, 478 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,080 get her out. 479 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,593 Have a little faith. 480 00:29:39,948 --> 00:29:42,719 You just wake up. Just leave me here, please. 481 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,814 You have a pain right here. 482 00:29:44,815 --> 00:29:47,079 It's like an ice cream pain, but gentle. 483 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,840 Do you know what that is? 484 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,959 The skin and bone have been parted probably half an inch, 485 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,639 and something has pushed right into the soft tissue of your brain and is very slowly dissolving it. 486 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,319 I want you to picture it this way... 487 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,799 Somebody has put a straw right through your skull and is drinking you. 488 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:07,159 You should be screaming with agony, but there's anaesthetic. 489 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,279 Everything around you right now, 490 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,479 even Danny, especially Danny, that's the anaesthetic. 491 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,399 Why are you doing this? Why are you saying all of that? 492 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,720 Because it's true. How long do you think you've been here? 493 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,548 All day. No. 494 00:30:20,549 --> 00:30:22,439 No, no, no. Barely five minutes. 495 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,319 Because dream time goes faster. Because this isn't real. 496 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,843 Danny isn't real. 497 00:30:30,752 --> 00:30:33,314 Danny Pink died saving the world. 498 00:30:33,315 --> 00:30:36,199 I really didn't. I'm sorry. 499 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,775 I thought there was a way back for him, but I was wrong, I can't change that, he's dead. 500 00:30:40,776 --> 00:30:42,999 I didn't die saving the world, Doctor. 501 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:46,460 I died saving Clara. The rest of you just got lucky. 502 00:30:49,537 --> 00:30:51,320 How long has she got? 503 00:30:53,408 --> 00:30:56,679 Minutes, till it's irreversible. 504 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,698 Well, then get out the way. 505 00:31:03,580 --> 00:31:06,163 I'm a dream and you know I am. Right? 506 00:31:09,143 --> 00:31:10,840 Now, one thing. 507 00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:14,884 But it's important. It's a very important thing. 508 00:31:14,885 --> 00:31:18,077 That is totally how you guessed all of my presents. 509 00:31:24,415 --> 00:31:26,159 I miss you. 510 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,439 Five minutes. What? 511 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,919 You can miss me for five minutes a day. 512 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,587 And you better do it properly, 513 00:31:32,588 --> 00:31:35,843 you better be sad, I expect my five. 514 00:31:36,619 --> 00:31:38,884 But all the rest of the time, Clara, 515 00:31:38,885 --> 00:31:44,239 all the rest of the time, every single second, you just get the hell on with it. 516 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,520 Clear? 517 00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:48,243 Don't you soldier me. 518 00:31:48,244 --> 00:31:49,569 Do as you're told. 519 00:31:49,570 --> 00:31:51,479 Brave. 520 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,062 Dead already. 521 00:31:55,729 --> 00:31:58,228 How does she wake up? I don't know. 522 00:31:58,229 --> 00:31:59,861 Just try. 523 00:31:59,862 --> 00:32:02,600 Accept this isn't real and try. 524 00:32:04,843 --> 00:32:06,999 Do it. For me. 525 00:32:10,310 --> 00:32:12,840 When I wake up, you won't be there. 526 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,827 Do you know why people get together at Christmas? 527 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:21,880 Because every time they do, it might be the last time. 528 00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:26,440 Every Christmas is last Christmas. And this is ours. 529 00:32:27,393 --> 00:32:30,120 This was a bonus. This is extra. 530 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,520 Now it's time to wake up. 531 00:32:48,065 --> 00:32:51,845 Clara? Clara, Clara, look at me. Clara, Clara, breathe! 532 00:32:51,846 --> 00:32:54,560 Breathe, breathe, breathe. 533 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:14,049 So these creatures, when their feeding goes wrong, they die. 534 00:33:14,050 --> 00:33:17,335 The carnivore's hazard, food has teeth, too. 535 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:20,889 Are you okay? 536 00:33:20,890 --> 00:33:21,939 No. 537 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,439 Good. 538 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,780 There are some things we should never be okay about. 539 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,954 There doesn't seem to be a wound. No. 540 00:33:31,955 --> 00:33:33,879 And the pain's still there, isn't it? 541 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,782 Is it the ice cream pain? 542 00:33:35,783 --> 00:33:37,479 Just here? 'Cause I've got that. 543 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,409 It's the cold, I think. Some sort of reaction. 544 00:33:40,410 --> 00:33:44,019 But only on one side, just that spot there. Doesn't that strike you as odd? 545 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:47,289 Well, we've all got it. Okay. So why do we all have that pain? 546 00:33:47,290 --> 00:33:50,160 Theorise. Don't treat me like a beginner. 547 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,399 I was dreaming, 548 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,409 then I woke up, I know that. 549 00:33:54,410 --> 00:33:56,079 Do you? 550 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,920 And have you ever woken up from a dream and discovered that you're still dreaming? 551 00:34:00,744 --> 00:34:06,275 Dreams within dreams, dream states nested inside each other. All perfectly possible. 552 00:34:06,276 --> 00:34:11,199 Especially when we're dealing with creatures who have weaponised our dreams against us. 553 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:16,279 Well, I don't know about anybody else, but I'm pretty certain I'm awake right now. 554 00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,782 Which is odd, 555 00:34:17,783 --> 00:34:20,199 when you think about it. Odd? 556 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:23,159 Impossible, in fact. 557 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:25,279 How can any of us be awake? 558 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,150 I don't understand. 559 00:34:27,151 --> 00:34:30,901 Remember how we all first met? In the infirmary? 560 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,403 Come on, quick, quick, quick, come on. 561 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:34,040 Go, run, now! 562 00:34:34,041 --> 00:34:36,532 All those creatures coming down from the ceiling, attacking us. 563 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,062 Here they come! 564 00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:42,080 We never stood a chance. 565 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,329 How did we survive that? 566 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:47,840 Well, we... We were rescued. 567 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,921 Yeah, we were rescued. 568 00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:54,669 And who was it that rescued us? 569 00:34:54,670 --> 00:34:58,719 No, no, no, no. I need you to do the east coast right now. 570 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:02,999 Well, otherwise we're gonna be delivering to the islands in broad daylight. 571 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,839 Yeah. Listen, please try and remember that our mug shots 572 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,065 are on every Christmas card. 573 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:12,782 Yeah, just get it done, head toward the northern lights. 574 00:35:12,783 --> 00:35:14,736 Yes, I remembered to switch them on. 575 00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:19,218 The Helman-Ziegler test, the only reliable dream test that I know. 576 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,493 Your base manual. I take it that none of you have memorised this. 577 00:35:23,494 --> 00:35:25,603 Oh, erm... I haven't read it. 578 00:35:25,604 --> 00:35:28,361 These books should be identical in the real world. 579 00:35:28,362 --> 00:35:32,520 But as they don't exist in your memory, in a dream, they can't be. Agreed? 580 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:34,879 Clara, 581 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,759 give me any two-digit number. 582 00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,159 Fifty-seven. 583 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:43,986 All right. All of you, turn to page 57. And look at the very first word. 584 00:35:43,987 --> 00:35:45,920 Right, when I point at you... 585 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,679 "Isotope." 586 00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:54,200 Well? 587 00:35:54,752 --> 00:35:56,640 "Extremely." 588 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,226 "Inside." 589 00:35:59,850 --> 00:36:03,079 "Chocolate." Why did I get "chocolate"? What's that about? 590 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,431 This can't be right. 591 00:36:04,432 --> 00:36:07,479 We must have got it wrong, that's all. Well, we'll do it again. Clara. 592 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,280 Twenty-four. Twenty-four. 593 00:36:11,530 --> 00:36:12,829 "We." 594 00:36:12,830 --> 00:36:14,179 "Are." 595 00:36:14,180 --> 00:36:15,386 "All." 596 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,320 Shona? 597 00:36:22,744 --> 00:36:24,093 "Dead." 598 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,809 Since the attack in the infirmary, 599 00:36:29,810 --> 00:36:31,298 nothing has been real? 600 00:36:31,299 --> 00:36:33,399 The attack is still going on. 601 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,556 This is it. 602 00:36:34,557 --> 00:36:36,579 We've been dreaming since then? 603 00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:39,353 Oh, for Easter's sake! 604 00:36:39,354 --> 00:36:41,600 Of course you've been dreaming. 605 00:36:42,932 --> 00:36:44,920 Haven't you been paying attention? 606 00:36:45,446 --> 00:36:46,999 Rudolph. 607 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,986 Did you see the nose? 608 00:36:48,987 --> 00:36:50,569 The North Pole? 609 00:36:50,570 --> 00:36:52,559 Come on, with stripes? 610 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,809 This... 611 00:36:53,810 --> 00:36:55,139 is... 612 00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:56,960 a dream. 613 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,399 How much more obvious do you want me to make it? 614 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,559 Because I can text the Easter Bunny, you know. 615 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,679 Seriously? You're trying to help? 616 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,447 As you stand here, chatting, 617 00:37:07,448 --> 00:37:08,845 chatting, 618 00:37:08,846 --> 00:37:11,679 your lives are ending. 619 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,665 Unless you wake up, 620 00:37:13,666 --> 00:37:16,409 unless you free yourselves from these dreadful creatures, 621 00:37:16,410 --> 00:37:18,399 they're gonna destroy you. 622 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,790 You're a dream who's trying to save us? 623 00:37:20,791 --> 00:37:24,626 Shona, sweetheart, I'm Santa Claus. 624 00:37:24,627 --> 00:37:27,009 I think you just defined me. 625 00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:29,080 This makes perfect sense. 626 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,079 The dream crab tries to make the dream 627 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,618 as real as possible to trap you inside. 628 00:37:36,619 --> 00:37:38,839 It creates dreams within dreams 629 00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:41,559 so you can never be sure if you are really awake. 630 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,733 But your brain knows something is wrong, 631 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,529 your subconscious fights back. 632 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:51,149 This is your mind trying to tell you that this isn't real. 633 00:37:51,150 --> 00:37:53,199 And so it gives you me. 634 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,439 Sweet Papa Crimbo! 635 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,775 It gives you comedy elves, flying reindeer. 636 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:01,079 Exactly. A time travelling scientist 637 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,876 dressed as a magician. 638 00:38:02,877 --> 00:38:04,275 Classic! 639 00:38:04,276 --> 00:38:08,239 No, no, no. Hang on, no, no, no, no! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Living in a phone box. 640 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,858 It's a spaceship in disguise. 641 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,853 You see how none of this makes any sense. 642 00:38:13,854 --> 00:38:16,009 Shut up, Santa. 643 00:38:16,010 --> 00:38:18,919 I've watched over you all your lives. 644 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,399 I've taken care of you from Christmas to Christmas. 645 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,160 But you're not real. 646 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,389 And yet that never stopped me. 647 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:29,134 All of you, come here. Come here, come on. Join hands. 648 00:38:29,135 --> 00:38:31,999 Look, no, look, we don't need all this touchy-feely stuff... 649 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,879 Shut up, Doctor. 650 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,639 Join hands, come on, concentrate. 651 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,030 Why? 652 00:38:37,713 --> 00:38:41,095 You're deep inside this dream, all right? And it is a shared mental state, 653 00:38:41,096 --> 00:38:44,399 so it is drawing power from the multi-consciousness gestalt 654 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,239 which has now formed telepathically... No, no. No, no, no. Line in the sand. 655 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:51,039 Santa Claus does not do the scientific explanation. 656 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,709 All right, as the Doctor might say, 657 00:38:52,710 --> 00:38:54,915 "Oh, it's all a bit dreamy-weamy." 658 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:56,959 Why don't you just go and make a naughty list? 659 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,275 I have, mate, and you're on it. 660 00:38:58,276 --> 00:39:00,839 Don't give me that. Look, you're supposed to be warm and friendly and cheerful. 661 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,056 Oh, yeah, look at your great bedside manner. 662 00:39:03,057 --> 00:39:06,101 Don't be so hostile. Doctor, behave. 663 00:39:06,901 --> 00:39:08,959 This is very sweet, 664 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,342 but right now I have an alien life form wrapped around my face, 665 00:39:11,343 --> 00:39:13,639 and apparently it's digesting my brain. 666 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,939 When you speak, 667 00:39:15,940 --> 00:39:19,220 how do I know it's not the dream crab? Oh, good question. 668 00:39:19,221 --> 00:39:20,978 Spoken like a scientist. 669 00:39:20,979 --> 00:39:22,900 Can I put it another way? 670 00:39:22,901 --> 00:39:29,279 Why would the part of our brain that is trying to keep all of us alive, choose you for a face? 671 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:33,228 Is anyone else asking that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of us. 672 00:39:33,229 --> 00:39:35,147 All of us. Why you? 673 00:39:37,424 --> 00:39:38,843 Why me? 674 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:41,368 It's the North Pole. 675 00:39:41,369 --> 00:39:43,275 It's Christmas Day. 676 00:39:43,276 --> 00:39:45,319 And you're dying. 677 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,999 Who are you gonna call? 678 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,359 Just one last time, huh? 679 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,095 One last Christmas, 680 00:39:51,096 --> 00:39:53,142 as if your lives depended on it. 681 00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:54,600 Please! 682 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,165 Ho-ho-ho! 683 00:39:57,166 --> 00:39:58,920 Believe in Santa. 684 00:40:00,705 --> 00:40:02,079 Oh, look, I'm not very good... 685 00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:03,769 Tough! with this holdy-hand thing. 686 00:40:03,770 --> 00:40:05,561 I will hold Clara's hand, but that's... 687 00:40:05,562 --> 00:40:07,879 Shona, take his hand. No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. 688 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,319 This is very Christmassy, isn't it? 689 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,790 Okay, 690 00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:13,775 so what do we... 691 00:40:13,776 --> 00:40:15,440 Where did he go? 692 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,243 We're waking up. 693 00:40:18,244 --> 00:40:21,353 That part of the dream is over, we're on our own now. 694 00:40:21,354 --> 00:40:25,540 Well then, what do we do? That pain in your head, make it worse. 695 00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:26,719 Head towards it. 696 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:28,679 So when we wake up, what do we expect? 697 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,892 Only a few moments will have passed at the most. 698 00:40:30,893 --> 00:40:33,915 The attack is still in progress. I'm scared. 699 00:40:33,916 --> 00:40:36,759 Congratulations, that means you're not an idiot. 700 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,306 It's not like the last time. 701 00:40:38,307 --> 00:40:40,032 Last time wasn't real. 702 00:40:40,033 --> 00:40:41,799 Good luck. 703 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,480 Stay calm. 704 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,840 And God bless us, everyone. 705 00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,015 Run! 706 00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,239 No! Clara! 707 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:11,473 Doctor! 708 00:41:16,315 --> 00:41:17,639 Out! Out! 709 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,321 Now, now! 710 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,089 Everyone all right? Yeah. 711 00:41:30,090 --> 00:41:31,839 Good. 712 00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,120 Bye. 713 00:41:34,221 --> 00:41:36,120 Sorry, I'll just go and... 714 00:41:36,690 --> 00:41:38,400 No need for chatting, you'll only get attached. 715 00:41:38,401 --> 00:41:40,233 This isn't Facebook. 716 00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:43,479 Uh, 717 00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,799 what about the dream crabs? Oh, they're fine. 718 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,759 And the people that they're eating? 719 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,959 Beyond help. 720 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,360 Doctor, the others are still in danger. 721 00:41:52,979 --> 00:41:55,111 Only if they're stupid. 722 00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:58,559 There are polar bears on this ice cap, am I supposed to do something about that, too? 723 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,719 We know dream crabs are still on Earth. 724 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:03,181 There are lots of dangerous things on this funny little planet of yours, 725 00:42:03,182 --> 00:42:05,439 Clara, most of which you eat. 726 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,000 I'm the doctor, not your mam. 727 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,520 Doctor. 728 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,200 If Santa was only in the dream, 729 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,240 why was he on my roof? 730 00:42:21,395 --> 00:42:22,699 Four... 731 00:42:23,737 --> 00:42:25,799 Four patients. 732 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,640 Four manuals. 733 00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:33,199 Do you know what I hate about the obvious? 734 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,842 What? 735 00:42:34,843 --> 00:42:36,320 Missing it! 736 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,880 As you were, no saluting. 737 00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,129 Are you the same people as before? 738 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:47,439 Of course they are. Oh, I'm sorry, I deleted you. 739 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,800 Well, that's not a very nice attitude, is it? 740 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,439 Four manuals, yes? 741 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,399 Yes, why? One each. 742 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,119 One each, yes. What's the problem? 743 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,559 Well, the problem is, you can't see the problem. 744 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,880 For instance, you, gobby one. 745 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,879 I have a name, actually. Doesn't matter, I don't need it. 746 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,967 When we first met you in the infirmary, what were you doing? 747 00:43:06,968 --> 00:43:08,999 Hmm, it's a long story. 748 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,662 Uptight boss one, 749 00:43:10,663 --> 00:43:13,039 what is the primary mission of this polar base? 750 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,199 It's a long story. 751 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,560 Sexy one. 752 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,475 What brings you to the North Pole at your age? 753 00:43:18,476 --> 00:43:20,480 It's a long story. 754 00:43:21,062 --> 00:43:23,959 Okay. Why are they all giving the same answer? Because that is a tiny bit freaky. 755 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,719 If you think that's freaky, try this. 756 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:28,839 We were in the Tardis. 757 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,640 Why did we come here? It's a long story. 758 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,799 Doctor? 759 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,053 Dreams... 760 00:43:38,054 --> 00:43:39,676 They're funny. 761 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,733 They're disjointed. 762 00:43:42,734 --> 00:43:46,014 They're silly, they're full of gaps. 763 00:43:46,015 --> 00:43:48,999 But you don't notice, because the dream protects itself. 764 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,366 Stops you asking the right questions. 765 00:43:51,367 --> 00:43:52,599 For example, 766 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,039 why do you have four manuals, one each, 767 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,121 when you have a crew of eight? 768 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,285 Or did you forget about your friends in the infirmary here? 769 00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,899 But we woke up! 770 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:06,679 Dreams within dreams, I warned you. 771 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,879 No, this isn't a dream, I know it isn't. 772 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,717 No one knows they're not dreaming. 773 00:44:10,718 --> 00:44:13,116 Not one of us, not ever. 774 00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:15,871 Not for one single moment of our lives. 775 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,079 Clara, 776 00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:21,160 page number? Make it a good one. 777 00:44:22,030 --> 00:44:23,360 Twelve. 778 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,119 "Very." "Very." 779 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,400 "Very." 780 00:44:30,124 --> 00:44:31,440 "Dead." 781 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,420 And who's going to be the first to admit it? 782 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:37,120 Admit what? That the pain is still there. 783 00:44:38,413 --> 00:44:39,999 Actually, I think it's getting worse. 784 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:44,079 Yes, there is an alien organism in your brain, eating it. Of course it's getting worse. 785 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,520 Doctor. 786 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,692 What are they doing? 787 00:44:48,874 --> 00:44:51,239 Factually, getting up. 788 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,592 Significantly, sensing the end game. 789 00:44:53,593 --> 00:44:55,840 How? I don't understand. 790 00:44:56,593 --> 00:44:58,600 Well, look at them. Go on. 791 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,840 Look at them. Look at them properly. Look who they are. 792 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,679 They're you! 793 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,689 The sleepers are you. 794 00:45:07,690 --> 00:45:09,759 How can they be us? 795 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,839 Because we're dreaming, all of us. 796 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,919 This base isn't real. 797 00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,959 None of us are actually standing in the room. 798 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,119 I'm probably asleep in my Tardis. Clara, you must be in bed. 799 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,839 God knows where the rest of you are! Probably scattered all over the world. 800 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,519 But wherever you are, 801 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,202 the dream crabs have got us. 802 00:45:27,203 --> 00:45:31,457 And we are all being networked into the same nightmare. 803 00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:36,559 What are they doing? It's your subconscious again. 804 00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:41,159 The sleepers represent the part of your mind that's already surrendered to the attack. 805 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,719 These are dream images of what's coming to kill you. 806 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:46,303 That's me, that's actually me. 807 00:45:46,304 --> 00:45:49,039 No, it's a metaphorical construct 808 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,479 representing a psychic attack within a shared dreamscape. 809 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,491 Do please keep up! But it's me. 810 00:45:54,492 --> 00:45:55,995 Don't get too close. 811 00:45:55,996 --> 00:45:57,109 Why? 812 00:45:57,110 --> 00:45:59,760 Because this is a nightmare. 813 00:46:05,617 --> 00:46:07,680 Look out, they're coming through! 814 00:46:08,249 --> 00:46:11,889 Out, outside, now! Run, run, run, run! Run! 815 00:46:11,890 --> 00:46:15,371 Clara, run, run, go! Go! Run! 816 00:46:29,410 --> 00:46:31,199 We'll freeze to death out here. 817 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,679 But it's... It's just a dream! 818 00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:36,609 This dream just killed your friend. Start taking it seriously. 819 00:46:36,610 --> 00:46:39,159 Where's Albert? Where's the professor? 820 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,319 He probably just woke up somewhere in the real world, dead. 821 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,039 If we don't wake up now, 822 00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,200 we'll do the same. But how? 823 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,240 I don't know. 824 00:46:54,984 --> 00:46:56,759 The Tardis, come on! 825 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,089 Come on! Doctor! 826 00:46:58,090 --> 00:46:59,439 It's not the real Tardis. 827 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,012 Well, let's hope that I dreamed it really well then. 828 00:47:07,406 --> 00:47:08,905 It's us! 829 00:47:08,906 --> 00:47:11,360 Of course it's us, we're dreaming too! 830 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:13,887 Oh, my God! 831 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,848 How is that possible? 832 00:47:17,304 --> 00:47:19,319 How can there be so many? 833 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,254 The logic of a nightmare. 834 00:47:27,995 --> 00:47:30,049 So tell us how to wake up. 835 00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:33,983 'Cause you're always talking like you're so clever, going on and on. 836 00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:35,279 So tell us what to do! 837 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,679 We have to leave this place. Leave it? 838 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:38,839 How? 839 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,311 Use your imagination. Excuse me? 840 00:47:41,312 --> 00:47:43,400 Dream yourselves home! 841 00:47:44,749 --> 00:47:46,457 But how? 842 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:49,839 Come on. It's Christmas, the North Pole. 843 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,720 Who are you gonna call? 844 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,215 Get in the sleigh. 845 00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:20,280 Fortunately, I know all your home addresses. 846 00:48:33,296 --> 00:48:35,168 So what happens now? 847 00:48:36,195 --> 00:48:38,359 This is us just waking up, right? 848 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,405 Could be. Well, I hope so. 849 00:48:40,406 --> 00:48:42,239 Waking up or... Or? 850 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:46,113 Just focus on this, do you believe in Santa Claus? 851 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,040 I've always believed in Santa Claus. 852 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,720 But he looks a little different to me. 853 00:49:05,882 --> 00:49:07,080 Look! 854 00:49:11,421 --> 00:49:12,887 Hey, 855 00:49:12,888 --> 00:49:15,360 do you want to take the reins, Doctor? 856 00:49:16,148 --> 00:49:18,030 You're a dream construct, 857 00:49:18,031 --> 00:49:21,616 currently representing either my recovering or expiring mind. 858 00:49:21,617 --> 00:49:24,449 Yes, but do you want a go? 859 00:49:24,450 --> 00:49:26,200 Yeah, all right! 860 00:49:31,953 --> 00:49:35,551 Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Easy! This way. 861 00:49:39,195 --> 00:49:41,759 Up a bit, nose up. There we go. 862 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,090 Oh! Look at me, look. Look at me! 863 00:50:02,023 --> 00:50:03,463 Look at me. 864 00:50:04,429 --> 00:50:06,400 I'm riding a sleigh. 865 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,121 I'm riding a sleigh! 866 00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:14,285 Yippie-yi-yay! 867 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,512 Oh! Maybe you could... Yeah, yeah. 868 00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,529 I work in a shop. 869 00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:29,319 I'm sorry? 870 00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,880 I thought I was a scientist. 871 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,547 That's rubbish! 872 00:50:33,548 --> 00:50:35,616 Finally, something that makes sense. 873 00:50:35,617 --> 00:50:37,559 You're horrible, you! 874 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:38,631 Perfume. 875 00:50:38,632 --> 00:50:39,839 What? 876 00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:43,176 I'm an account manager. For perfume. 877 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,840 Does this mean we're waking up? 878 00:50:47,570 --> 00:50:49,131 Possibly. 879 00:50:49,132 --> 00:50:50,439 With any luck, 880 00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,498 we'll all wake up in our proper times and places. 881 00:50:53,499 --> 00:50:54,679 Proper times? 882 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,463 Well, we could all be from different time zones. 883 00:50:57,464 --> 00:51:01,559 Time travel is always possible in dreams. 884 00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,819 We might not know each other, not any of us. 885 00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:07,759 No, possibly not. 886 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,686 Well, you know what we should do? 887 00:51:09,687 --> 00:51:13,770 We should swap numbers, we should have a reunion. 888 00:51:14,234 --> 00:51:15,629 Bellows! 889 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:22,880 Gran! Dinner's ready. 890 00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,863 Yes, sorry, I must have dozed off. 891 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,287 Um, 892 00:51:39,288 --> 00:51:42,869 now I'm pretty sure I can remember my number, so... 893 00:51:42,870 --> 00:51:47,014 if you memorise it, then you text me, we can go for a curry... 894 00:51:47,015 --> 00:51:49,608 The chances of you remembering any of this are very slim. 895 00:51:49,609 --> 00:51:51,409 Well, don't say that. 896 00:51:51,410 --> 00:51:54,069 We'll remember, won't we, Ashley? 897 00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:55,358 Ashley? 898 00:52:06,328 --> 00:52:08,819 Am I next? Is it me now? 899 00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:11,559 Shona, you're going home. 900 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:15,119 You're surviving. Do you wanna hang out sometime? 901 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,799 We can just hang out. 902 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,000 Sure. 903 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,137 Santa, can I stay a bit longer? 904 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,840 Gross! 905 00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:17,426 It's a pity we have to wake up, really. 906 00:53:19,492 --> 00:53:22,039 It's not really something you do every day, is it? 907 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,279 No, no! 908 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,320 Strictly once a year! 909 00:53:26,473 --> 00:53:27,960 If we stay... 910 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,520 we die, Clara. 911 00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,640 You're always such a downer, Doctor. 912 00:53:48,398 --> 00:53:49,693 Clara! 913 00:53:55,265 --> 00:53:57,880 You really should be waking up too, Clara. 914 00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,520 Just a little longer. Why? 915 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,360 Every Christmas is last Christmas. 916 00:54:28,650 --> 00:54:31,080 Oh, Clara. 917 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,480 I might have known that you would be the one to sleep in. 918 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,399 Okay. 919 00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,679 I tracked the psychic signal here and I'm pretty sure that I know how to do this lark. 920 00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,952 One of the advantages of actually being awake. 921 00:54:42,953 --> 00:54:45,559 So you just hold still. 922 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:49,280 And I'm just going to zap the neural centres... 923 00:54:53,953 --> 00:54:55,320 Okay. 924 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:57,832 There you go. 925 00:54:58,300 --> 00:55:01,662 The dream crabs must have got to me first, then found you in my memory. 926 00:55:01,663 --> 00:55:05,426 The others were collateral damage. 927 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,119 Well! 928 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,319 Good to see you properly at last. 929 00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,039 How long's it been? 930 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,320 Clara? 931 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,360 Oh, you know. 932 00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:20,223 About 62 years. 933 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:24,788 Doctor. 934 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,506 I have missed you very much. 935 00:55:29,507 --> 00:55:31,574 You stupid old man. 936 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,800 I've missed you too. 937 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,079 These are Christmas hats, I've seen people use them. 938 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,359 You put them on and absolutely anything seems funny. 939 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:52,077 Probably won't work on you. Probably not. Do you wanna try? 940 00:55:52,078 --> 00:55:53,481 Go on then. 941 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,719 Can you really see no difference in me? 942 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:04,309 Clara Oswald, you will never look any different to me. 943 00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,590 So how was it then? How was what? 944 00:56:09,172 --> 00:56:11,359 The 62 years that I missed. 945 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,039 Oh. 946 00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,759 How was my life, you mean? 947 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,342 Is there a Mr. Clara? No. 948 00:56:17,343 --> 00:56:19,479 But there were plenty of proposals. 949 00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:20,905 They all turned you down then? 950 00:56:20,906 --> 00:56:22,778 I turned them down! 951 00:56:26,023 --> 00:56:27,800 I traveled. 952 00:56:28,367 --> 00:56:30,920 I tought in every country in Europe. 953 00:56:31,578 --> 00:56:33,560 I learnt to fly a plane. 954 00:56:40,101 --> 00:56:42,920 Regrets? Oh, hundreds. 955 00:56:44,056 --> 00:56:46,003 I just wish there were time for a few more. 956 00:56:46,004 --> 00:56:47,719 Yeah. They're always the best part. 957 00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:50,051 Christmas cracker, we should do one. 958 00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,280 No one ever matched up to Danny, eh? 959 00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,239 There was one other man. 960 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,639 But that would never have worked out. 961 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:04,479 Why not? 962 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:06,387 He was impossible. 963 00:57:11,730 --> 00:57:14,049 We should do this every Christmas. 964 00:57:14,050 --> 00:57:17,903 Because every Christmas is last Christmas. 965 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:28,760 I'm sorry. 966 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,079 I was stupid. 967 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,160 I should have come back earlier. I wish that I had. 968 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,557 Do you, Doctor? 969 00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:41,320 How much do you wish that? 970 00:57:42,703 --> 00:57:43,840 No. 971 00:57:45,210 --> 00:57:47,920 I'm not still... Wakey-wakey! 972 00:57:51,421 --> 00:57:52,723 Clara. 973 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:11,360 Doctor... 974 00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,745 am I young? No idea. 975 00:58:21,650 --> 00:58:23,662 Is that any good? 976 00:58:23,663 --> 00:58:25,502 Oh, that's good. 977 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:36,080 The Tardis is outside. 978 00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:39,015 So? 979 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:42,579 So all of time and all of space... 980 00:58:42,580 --> 00:58:46,360 is sitting out there in a big blue box. 981 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,839 Please... 982 00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,640 don't even argue. 983 00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:04,200 Merry Christmas, Doctor. 984 00:59:05,359 --> 00:59:08,238 Merry Christmas, Clara Oswald. 985 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:16,679 Well, look at you, all happy. 986 00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,879 That's rare. You know what's rarer? 987 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,479 Second chances. 988 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,599 I never get a second chance, so what happened this time? 989 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,856 Don't even know who to thank.